Retardeeland

butterfly

2005-04-16T20:55:00.000-07:00

《蝴蝶》

流动的音乐，
在风中跳动
我的指尖在琴键上
向左，向右

翻飞的手指
如两只蝴蝶
演绎着一场不朽的爱情
千古绝唱，
就这样注满胸膛
蝴蝶穿行的地方春暖花开

《梁祝》中的两只蝴蝶，
静静飞过心灵的天空
那些相思在琴键上
向左，向右

-anon

~s

happy

2005-03-27T04:45:00.000-08:00

(taken from dandan's blog)

the "happy" riddles:

questions:
1. what's happy's surname?
2. what's happy's profession?
3. is happy a guy or a girl?
4. is happy's partner a guy or a girl?
5. where is happy going?

ans:
1. lee. coz happily.
2. nurse. coz happiness.
3. guy. coz happy meal.
4. guy. coz happy is gay.
5. lucky. coz happy go lucky.

~s

tonghua

2005-03-24T07:02:00.000-08:00

童话

忘了有多久
再没听到你
对我说你最爱的故事
我想了很久
我开始慌了
是不是我又做错了什么
你哭着对我说
童话里都是骗人的
我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂
从你说爱我以后
我的天空星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里
你爱的那个天使
张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信
相信我们会象童话故事里
幸福和快乐是结局
一起写我们的结局
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(mebbe we should make this one of our class songs eh?)

~s

2005-03-14T01:50:00.000-08:00

omg! just saw wango's pics. she is so so so chio ! ;) all the guys out there better beware and stay clear of wango before they get nose bleed/faint of exhilaration/heart attack! the camp seems so much fun... must tell me more about it next time okays...
and wango! the lil prince thing. u still going?

sec4 camp

2005-03-11T07:09:00.000-08:00

Graces Camp (aka Sec 4 lifeskills camp) is over...
And ttz when I realized how much I love my class! I mean almost everyone cried when we knew tt we were among the top three for the folkdance competition (btw we won the ourdoor games as well ;>) Our prize => the ultra super nice envelope from Kino -grinz-

Actually, this year's camp din feel like a camp at all. We lived in chalet with buffet and hi-tea everyday, and we even got free ZA makeup pack. Then at nite, you can see a whole D'Marquee of ny galz dancing CRAZIELY along with INDIAN music (shaba shaba...haha)

GRACES camp rox TOTALLY (wanquan ~...4/6...!!!)

but come to think of it, it will be my very last camp in NY...sadsad=(

uploaded some of the pictures...enjoy=)

[i am madly in love with three]

oh forgot to mention tt sharing room with lanfang aizhen and yipei was indeed a very unforgettable experience. I am feeling so TOUCHED now.;)

*3 times a lady...ttz why we, 403'05, rawk the universe*

away

2005-02-26T08:55:00.000-08:00

Yay! Finally heard form wiggo -happyhappy- =)
i miss you too darling.
miss lele n miss ww will have sec 4 GRACES camp on the last week of term one. Be sure to catch lego in one of the hottest gowns in town!!!hehe...-grinz-
and i will be staying in the boarding sch after the march hol with yipei!!! hohoho...-grinzagain-
Haven seen wiggo since the beginning of this year which is very SAD! so wiggo....pls take note that the three of us have a date next fri hor!
arggg.....
physics test nxt wk
French CA n GRACES camp next next week
NO march hol for me next next next week
and finally SYF!

but itz ok.
cuz i am very very happy now=)

O's result coming out on mon!!! gd luck bonne chance!

~s

i miss wango and lego.

2005-02-26T01:56:00.000-08:00

next week is our assessment week aka tests week at njip.
sigh. cant bring myself to study.

i miss wango and lego. as well as all royal retardees. i wish it was 2/10 lifeskills camp or something all over again :(

wango: wat sy buddy? *blur looks
update more oft ppl :)

to lame isles: uh. quantum theory maybe banned, but there's always a wrinkle in time ;)

CNY

2005-02-08T20:49:00.000-08:00

Happy Lunar New Year!!!

haven been in our palace for a really long time. One reason is tt i was rather busy for the past two weeks cos of my sy buddy. Another very lame and stupid reason is tt...i actually forgot the usename n password. Ok...i noe it soundz silly but itz true. I FORGOT MY USERNAME N PASSWORD! i really live up to my name...bleahz

I have also uploaded the Amigo Singapore pix!!! Hope cai can see this and look for her pix there!

~s

reply to wiggo

2005-01-23T05:55:00.000-08:00

to wiggo:
i am fine...except tt i am thinking of becoming a witch these dayzzz!!!Yipee!!! ( not Yipei)
shall escape to some witch school in London soon...

herez a spell for sweet dreamz.
and believe me... it really works!!!

"ww,ww,ww"
[chant 3 times before you sleep]

~s

spastic

2005-01-23T05:38:00.000-08:00

Can't believe it!!!
I suggested titration for my Chem SPA and guess what...i forgot to ask for the indicator.

Eunice.t did sumthing like me...but she asked for a pH meter which will not be provided.
So for the second session of chem SPA, wonder what i will be doing during tt one hour. Haiz.

But look on the bright side of life, like what paul nah suggested to eunice.t, we can do something extraordinary....something nobody had ever done before during a SPA session...

we can hold a pen and gain enlightenment.

~s

QT

2005-01-14T07:15:00.000-08:00

Importante Royale Announcemente:

Quantum Theory is banned in our kingdom!!!
Further notices will be issued until all our royal retardees have a better understanding of it.

A RR's theory will be born soon...

~s

2005!

2004-12-31T22:28:00.000-08:00

happy 2005! yes wango it has been eiiiiiggggghhhttttt long years. actually not eight, because you came at the end of primary 2. so only seveeeeeeen. still quite longs anyways :) hopefully i get up early enough to see you on the bus.
what are bridgers anyways?

happy 2005!

happy new year

2004-12-31T04:57:00.000-08:00

~*new year's royale speciale edition*~

Happy New Year Royal Retardees!
It's year 2005 tomorrow!
That will be...
one more year to J1
two more years to J2 (duh)

It will be our last year of secondary life in NY (for the five of us) and the second year in NJ for wiggo.

I still need to take the same bus for the next 3 years. HOw exciting.haiz.
But i have wiggo to take bus with me!

If i din rmb wrongly, wiggo and I have been taking almost the same buses for all our school life. We had been taking the same school bus since primary two. In sec sch, we still take the same bus to sch and back home! wow~

tomorrow i can officially say that wiggo and I have been friends for a total of EIGHT years!(we had been in the same sch for seven years. same cls for five years.)
Happy eighth anniversary dear! cheers!=)

~s

back from chalet

2004-12-31T00:14:00.000-08:00

Back from Chalet!

Juz woke up before the last day of the year arrived. I had been sleeping for the whole day like a pig (a cute one of course heez=P)!

Chalet was fun. We made full use of the time we had by not sleeping thoughout the nite. Mr Tan came for the BBQ and held our last debrief session of the year. Sad...i actually miss all these nightly debrief sessions in sy:'(

All the bridgers except yoyo turned up for the chalet. Even our guai guai de Paddington Bear decided to stay overnight. It was nice to feel the Bridgers' power again. -touch the lengendary Bridgers' necklace-

We played cards (most of the time bluff) and went cycling during the day. At night, we sat by the beach singing and watching the tide. Atan n I spent about an hour planning our escape route in case tsunamis come.

We watched "A Walk to Remember" too!!!:)

The next time all of us meet will be in year 2005 when our buddies come. After that, i doubt we will still go out as a whole sy grp.haiz.

lastly, i want to say to bridgers tt even though sy exchange prog'04 will officially end in Jan next year, but we will be Bridgers forever.

(quoted from a Walk to Remember)
"Our love (friendship in this case) is like the wind. It can't be seen. But it can be felt."

ps. our official meeting place will b the hci-ny bridge in the future.

~s

yipei

2004-12-27T05:45:00.000-08:00

Herez the kinda conversation u will have with our darling Yipei on a SBS bus.

yp: does ur handphone haf auto-roaming?
mi: dun tink so. Y u ask leh?
yp: If your hp doesn't haf auto-roaming,then can sms to someone in m'sia (she tinks tt Osala is in M'sia for some strange reason) or not?
mi: yeah.
yp: then how much would one sms cost?
mi: ard 15 cents mebbe, but depends. Urs is StarHub?
yp: no...Nokia

typical yipei. Cute with a keen sense of humor without herself even realising it. I am sure Osala will be able to share more views. Acting yipei-ish has been his passion and career since the day we went to Shenyang=P

Dear Royal Retardees, should we acknowledge our long-lost sister?

~s

Xmas cheers

2004-12-25T02:54:00.000-08:00

thanks wango for her x'mas greetings to all of us!
hohohohohohohohohoho!

wells :) I'm glad that this blog is still alive and kicking, mostly thanks to wango :P and me too! and HI everyone! haha. oh man. HCI looks like Hcl which is hydrochloric acid? This is cool. But wango is not allowed to turn her acidic or hi or watever back to me, because retardees are stupid but polite kays.

and the school is starting again... but let's keep retardeeland ALIVE no matter whatever claustrophe [is that how to spell?] awaits us

FINE, i'll leave my name this time too

- love and hugs from
witlesslia/wiggo...

X'mas

2004-12-24T02:34:00.000-08:00

~*X'mas Special Royale Edition*~

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

What do you call a reindeer without eyes?
No idea (no-eye deer)

This is a note left by Santa Clause:

MERRY CHRISTMAS Royal Retardees! May all your wishes come true!
...hohoho...

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
--Mr. Dickens

~s

new year resolution

2004-12-23T17:59:00.000-08:00

As proposed by Retardella Yangle, this is our Royale Famille's royal new year resolution:

Increase our mentality so tt we will be known as mildly-retarded rather than seriously-retarded

HCI

2004-12-22T06:36:00.000-08:00

Passed by HCJC today on the way to sch and saw tt the name was officially scraped off. Kinda sad since HCJC was such a nice name.

So...the five of our Royal Retardees will be going to HCI in one year's time. It seriously looks like hydrochloric acid ...
Anyway, atan and I were talking abt it today while shopping for X'mas gifts @Ochard. We were saying how nice it would be if itz "HI(Hwachong Istitution)" rather than "HCI". That would save the trouble of greeting.

So in the near future and you happen to see me in HCI tee, dun feel insulted or daoed if i turn my back to you...i am merely saying "hi". Haha=P

~sillyna

anonymous

2004-12-20T01:20:00.000-08:00

Being anonymous is cool.
But (as qouted) "cool is not everything"
So...
Pls leave your name next time witlesslia!

~sillyna

Release

2004-12-19T22:30:00.000-08:00

Jail is cool
Just like drugs, sex, violence, et cetera
Yes yes violence is banned in our country!

Violence is cool, but cool is not everything yea
So kids out there... remember... don't only do things because they are cool...
Cos cool can be bad yea

Jail

2004-12-19T19:06:00.000-08:00

Apparently, Miss Wiggo has been thrown into jail by Mr president of Lame Isles. ( no wonder din c her lately)
No comment to that. Happy-jailing Witlesslia! And which cell are u in???You shld really demand for a VIP suite considering the fact that you are a proud member of the Royal Retardees.

Important Royal Annoucement!

Royal national colour: sweetie pinkie
Official Languages: Chinese, English, French, German and Japanese.

Pls contact Miss/Mrs/Mdm Witlesslia (Ministress of IA) if u have any violent objection. (btw violence is banned in our country)

~Sillyna (ministress of FA)

baking day!

2004-12-17T21:03:00.000-08:00

went to Jo's house for bake-a-mania. Our initial plan was to bake a tiramisu log cake, but lanfang and I (the onli royal retardees there) used top plain flour instead of self-raising flour. So the cake turned out to be a prata-like thing (jo said tis is an insult to rotiprata). Haiz. talk about baking when we can even use the wrong flour!=(

but i still muz stress the fact tt all of us aced home econs in lower sec..haha=P

~sillyna

lookatme

2004-12-16T20:32:00.000-08:00

Finally watched Comme Une Image (Look At Me)!!!

"This is a story of human beings who know exactly what they'd do if they were somebody else, but can't handle being themselves very well, who are very simply struggling to find out who they are."

It's simple. (yet in a way complicated)
It's beautiful.
It's simply beautiful.

I m not going to tell you anything. You juz have to experience it yourself.
-winkwink-

ps. if u like action movies or dramatic stories full of twists, dun bother wasting ur money on tis.

oh n another french movie is coming soon! hohoho...=)

~sillyna

psch pic

2004-12-14T19:30:00.000-08:00

juz uploaded some primary sch photos.
I am sure some of you can spot a lot of familiar faces...hehe
n wiggo's very very cute pic is something tt u wun want to miss!-winkwink-

~sillyna ww

Movie day

2004-12-13T15:23:00.000-08:00

I was planning to start on my phy hol assignment(= find the question paper first) today but decided to embark on a movie marathon when i dug out all my vcds and dvds. Okie...letz c how many movies i have re-watched so far...

Confessions of a teenage drama queen
Garfield - the movie
Cellphone*
13 going on 30*
Lion King* (ok I watched that a million years ago but it's still very nice!)
The prince and me
Shrek 2
Forrest Gump*

*ww's recommendation

I want to watch the french film "Comme Une Image"!

Anyone thinking of watching tt can ask me along...hehe=)

And yangle, you promised me SB's "gloomy sunday" and "les choristes" ST...WHERE R U???

~sillyna ww

Haha wig

2004-12-12T20:50:00.000-08:00

Thankew for your exciting description of me, dear witlesslia=) I don't think I will be free during this holiday due to the fact that I need to supervise the construction of the Embassy of Lame Isles. And speaking of that, pls publish a detailed description of the to-lame-isles embassy.

I will be making a trip to Malaysia this Christmas. So dun be alarmed when you don't see me in our royal palace on tt day. And I need bodyguards! (Pls refer to our Royal taggz: the entry posted by wen.)

~sillyna ww

Wang Wan as Rapist?

2004-12-11T23:36:00.000-08:00

Wang Wan as Rapist?

Definitely!
She fits the role!
She's violent!
She's enthusastic!
She's... excitable!
What a better actor for this role other than HER?

all right this is just a joke. WW is the sweet pretty intelligent nice girl. Not a rapist.
However, I do Sympathize with Wanting VERY very much though

haha... okay... haven't been bloggin here for a while. Which is what I'm doing now. And I happened to realize, that I have not seen Miss Wang Wan at all for the ENTIRE holiday period [not including a choral night thing at the beginning] ^o) Have no idea what she is busy doing. hmmmrph

Okay... the picture of the embassy on Retardeeland, to Lame isles, is going to be on the left side. Its design is courtesy of Charissa from IJTP, and funding for construction is courtesy of the Lame Isles Treasury, of course. Eh... in case anybody noticed... the design of the to-lame-isles Embassy in Retardeeland is exactly the same as the to-retardeeland Embassy in Lame Isles.

In fact I've decided they are identical. This embassy shall serve as the 'crossing' point between the dimensions of Lame Isles and Retardeeeland.

Speaking of which, I think Lame Isles should be the 13th dimension, and Retardeeland the 14th. So the embassy would be something like... a wormhole... a... wrinkle in time

winks. WANGWAN. when are you going to be free?? and YANGLE and RUOCHENG and ALEXANDRA where are you :(

wiggo.

Picking up Mr Tan

2004-12-10T01:30:00.000-08:00

Had a pretty interesting day...
Did CIP in the morning at Bishan ITE helping to look after a bunch of kindergarten kids. They were really cute n adorable! But jo n sc were convinced that they will not contribute to our country's population in the future. Haha.
Went back to school for cca in the afternoon...cca was fun today cuz Tang asked me to act as a rapist. (not really a rapist but yeah...u get the idea...something to do with -ahem-...). The victim was Wanting. Haha...I think it was really farnie. Oh...n yawen was looking at me in this yw-ish seductive way throughout cca. Haha:P But I am not a particular plant (thatz purple in colour) or jl-like person so that wouldn't work on me dear...hee -winkwink-
After cca, the whole gang of us (which includes sy 303ers) met at ochard. We had dinner at pizza hut n I finally got to eat the Wishing Star Pizza. It tasted good. Yummy cheese! I shant comment on the lame convo we had during dinner. Juz surprised tt we all could still walk to the mrt station.
Then we went ot airport to pick up Mr tan. He was really touched (emotionally) when he saw us. aww~
We took some photos (can be found either in my album or yen yeen's or yb's). Ha...the next interesting thing happened to 3 of us (yp, yy n me) was tt we were left alone at the airport. We had absolutely no idea how to get home (the last train had gone). But "chuan2 dao4 qiao2 tou2 zi4 ran2 zhi2", we all managed to get home before the sun rises. Amazing~

~sillyna

bridgers

2004-12-08T06:45:00.000-08:00

For the past few nights, I have been participating in some VERY interesting mass convoz. Though it was always snowing in these convoz ( n I am sure it will continue to snow according to WW’s weather forecast), it brought back memories of shenyang…some really sweet memories.

I shall officially introduce the Bridgers to all our royal retardees
(Royal Retardees, lend me your ears)

The Bridgers:
-drumrolls-

Wangwan
Amanda Tan
Yibing
(btw…we r the WAY)
Steve Sim (aka Sk2)
Cherng Yu (aka yoyo)
Yunzhou (aka Osala –any resemblence to real names is purely coincidential)

analysis for the bridgers and bridgers-wannabes

Amanda tan hui ning: favourite phrase word n expression: 'aww...so sweet' , 'WAH' n -_-"
Chen cherng yo: believed to be autistic some point in his life BEFORE meeting the Bridgers.
Guo yipei: a stronger believer in silence is golden but will occasionally amaze us with her-ahem- rather unique sense of humor.
Nam yunzhou: gramophone, n a lover for the colour blue simply becuz his surname is 'lan' (wonder what will happen if his surname is 'fen3')
Lim zhibang: not alwayz at the same frequency as us, but can see significant improvement after the sy trip
Steve sim kar kiat: believed to be autistic for his whole life BEFORE he met the Bridgers!
Teh yen yeen: the grandma that all of us love!!!
Yeow suan woo: had some rather interesting experiences on specifically the football court outside our dorm in sy.
Yow lih hern: had relatives all-over the world. His family business is running the Botanical Garden.

embassy of lame isles

2004-12-06T21:26:00.000-08:00

Official Royal Announcement
made by princess Sillyna, ministress of foreign affairs and education

Dear Royal Retardees,

President of Lame Isles has requested to set up an embassy in our country. Princess Witlesslia will be fully in charge of this project. If you have any enquires, please do not hesitate to contact her. Any inconvenience caused is deeply regretted.

=]

2004-12-06T20:33:00.000-08:00

royal retardees expresses enthusiasm at establishment of diplomatic ties with the lamely republic of lame isles

The place is called Estivo... the ice creams they serve is called gelato :s Oh wells! I wanna eat gelato!

wiiiiggggo

What a day!

2004-12-06T17:17:00.000-08:00

Yawen, Supei, Wanting n I went out for lunch today.
We ate ice cream @ Gelato (hmm…not sure if the name is right. Izzit the place u want to bring me for ice cream Wiggo??) Anyway, we had kiwi sorbetto n it rox totally!!!

And can you believe it, we actually got lost among all the bungalows near hillcrest while heading back to school. It was drizzling then so the four of us hitched a ride on a Mercedes. The woman was super-ultra nice to drive us all the way to NY. Along the way, we passed by Mr Goh Chok Tong’s house (according to yawen). And it was really erm…big (duh).

Oh n yawen is totally crazy over Jude Law. Someone save her pls! =P

~sillyna ww

RIP

2004-12-04T06:41:00.000-08:00

hamster died. RIP

~sillyna WW

[duh]

2004-12-01T20:36:00.000-08:00

ww here.
at ww's house (duh).
I just told myself a secret about MYSELF. OH NO why didn't I tell myself the secret that yl told wg about MYSELF before. oh wells. *disapproving look (at myself)*

:)
~sillyna W.W

titleless

2004-12-01T14:19:00.000-08:00

You are somebody.
We are nobody.
Haiz.

Nobody's perfect.
So...

We are PERFECT.

~Sillyna W.W

boohoooo

2004-12-01T01:52:00.000-08:00

yl and wg here.
at yl's house.
yl just told me a secret about WANGWAN.

OH NO WANGWAN why didn't you tell anything. oh wells. *disapproving look

:)
-retardella and witlesslia

Welcome to our world!

2004-11-28T05:26:00.000-08:00

Finally our royal retardee family found our long lost palace in this virtual world. Welcome home!
Welcome to the real world...

~Princess Sillyna W.W